Oh Mister Intentional,
I am thoroughly convinced that your insecurities are what has caused you to repeatedly do such things to annoy me.
However, I have convinced myself that I will no longer allow you to get a rise out of me.
Games I hate to play but, I ask that you let them begin.
My Mother always said, “Two wrongs don’t make it right!” However, I feel they sure do make them even.
Sincerely,
Youpushedme